|
» Message Boards » Site Forum » Cheap Cigars, Stupid Kids, and Movie Stars » Dumb laws in your hometown
|
||
|---|---|---|
| Dumb laws in your hometown | ||
theory-Ellen_Raines_machine |
January 11, 2009 12:00:00 AM UTC | Post #1 |
|
Posts: 22 Member #: 60,137 Joined: 12/02/2009 |
If you are from another state or province. BIG GOV., SMALL BRAINS, DUMB LAWS WISCONSIN!! Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter. At one time, margarine was illegal. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license. It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair. Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer. The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals. One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars. It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air. It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car. Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Find your land, and post it up! |
|
| ^ Top ^ | QUOTE | Reply to theory-Ellen_Raines_machine | Add Comment | |
| Post your comment |
|---|
You must be logged in to comment |

